I've been tagged. Oh joy...

Bob tagged me. When Theresa tagged me, I could safely avoid playing, because Theresa is my wife and there is a tagger rule that says spouses do not have to play tag when tagged by their spouse. I just made up that rule, as most of these rules seem to be made up.

But I like Bob. She has nice boobs. Yes, Bob is a girl. As I do not wish to upset Bob, I will play her silly little game of tag.

Here are the rules: Each player starts with 7 random facts/habits about themselves. People who are tagged need to write on their own blog about their seven things, as well as these rules. You need to choose 7 people to get tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them that they have been tagged and to read your blog!

Oh... I just made up another rule. If your name is Ernie, you don't have to tag anyone else...

1. I count steps on stairs. I don't think that I am autistic. But I count steps on stairs.
2. I don't know how many toothpicks are on the floor if a toothpick box is dropped and broken open. I think that probably proves that I am not autistic.
3. I eat a chile verde burrito almost every Friday night for dinner. We go to Cotija taco shop # somethingorother every Friday for takeout for Theresa and me. The kids like Taco Bell, so they get tacos or nachos from Taco Bell. Sometimes I get a fish burrito, or 5 rolled tacos with guacamole. Theresa always gets a chili relleno burrito with no beans. I think Theresa may be autistic.
4. My desk is a mess. Messier than most peoples desks. Sometimes when I clean up my desk I find things that have not been moved in years. Literally.
5. The floor in my office is an extension of my desk. I am afraid to clean up the floor in my office. I think that animals have set up nests and invite relatives to live in the piles of stuff on my office floor with them. (Not really, but it sounds like a really, really good reason to avoid cleaning up my office floor, don't you think?)
6. Almost every time that she visits, my older sister Edwina offers to help me clean up my desk and my office. I always politely refuse.
7. I like my friend Bob, even though I have never met her in real life. Bob lives in Idaho with her husband Greg, and their dog Izzie. I travel a lot, but I never go to Idaho. I don't know if Bob and I will ever meet in person. Bob's daugher Kelsey is currently living in England with her husband Matt. Matt is currently serving in the military. You can read all about Bob, Greg, Izzie, Kelsey and Matt at Bob's Big Blue Blog (2). If I recall correctly, when Blogger went from old blogger to new Blogger, for some reason Bob started a second blog. I don't recall exactly why. I don't think Bob is autistic.

PS: Melly, if you want to, you can play too. And according to Ernie's rules, it's up to you if you want to tag anyone else or not.

PPS: Edwina, if you ever learn how to blog, you can also play. I believe that it is safe to say, Edwina will never set up a blog.

PPPS: Judy, I know you're reading this. (Judy is Theresa's mom). You should make Jim set up a blog for you, so I can change my mind and tag you.

PPPPS: Theresa is probably the only other person on the earth that reads this blog. I already know all there is to know about you. Or if I don't know it by now, I don't know if I want to find out on your blog.